I’m not actually sure what they specifically meant by “food” edition, so I just did what I could. Here’s another patron reward filled with so much clop! Enjoy.

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[Romance] [M/F] [Humanized]

Author: RainbowBob

Description: Shining Armor has finally achieved his life’s dream of becoming Captain of the Royal Guards. Now he can prove himself to be a competent Captain of the Guards and protect Equestria and her citizens… that is, if he can survive his initiation test. A test that involves him being stuck on guard duty to the former Queen of the Night and returned royal crown to Equestria, Princess Luna. As far as tests go, Shining’s pretty sure he can ace this one.

Clop Rating: 3

Loving The Dark Side

Additional Tags: Guard work is worth it.


Busy day, huh? Let’s have some good ol’ fashioned [incest] to really kick off the night. I really do love these patreon requests. They always give me themes I wouldn’t normally think to do!

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[Romance] [M/F] [Double Penetration] [Deepthroat]

Author: Canadianbrony91

Description: No one can deny that Octavia, though elegant and beautiful as the music she plays, can get a bit moody at times. Vinyl is usually the oneS person who finds herself having to bear the brunt of it when it happens. However, sometimes, it’s too much for her to handle. Then, the Ponyville Pub is her go-to option. The ale and cider helps, but the company she usually finds has a way of easing her tensions even further. Being a single, beautiful and famous musician certainly has its benefits within the practice of attracting young men, but she never expected to run into a Wonderbolt and an academy trainee whilst drinking away her concerns at the pub. Friendly banter slowly changes into something more adulterated as Vinyl comes up with a plan to make her night out alone as mutually memorable as possible.

Clop Rating: 5

As She Pleases

Additional Tags: Vinyl, Drinking, One Night Stand


[Slice of Life] [Solo] [Tentacles] [Massage]

Author: Marshal Twilight

Description: Having earned herself a relaxing vacation after another long tour, Spitfire decides to head for a peaceful mountain retreat, surrounded by a largely uncharted forest. When she stops to rest and have a drink of water, she is quickly introduced to some of the native wildlife; a plant that seems more than happy to help her relax and ease all her aches and pains away. But the plant does such a good job with the massage that the mare develops an itch that needs scratching. Luckily for Spitfire, her unexpected masseuse offers happy endings too.

Clop Rating: 5

An Unexpected Masseuse

Additional Tags: Spitfire gets massaged and tentacled